Ho-ly crap. You are staring directly into the face of all of your fears. Do not make any sudden movements around Albert Belle. Do not taunt him. Do not address him directly. Do not blink. He feeds off of your darkest secrets, and luxuriates in your pain. He is older than the mountains, stronger than the redwoods. Albert Belle is the reaper of souls.Or maybe he's just a big scary dude with an arthritic hip.
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AND DON'T CALL HIM JOEY!!
Albert Belle is scarier than Happy Fun Ball...
William - Now I've got an image of Howard Cosell droning, "Al-BERT...JO-Joo-waaan...Belle."
Max - Once again, we're on the same wavelength. It took all the restraint I had not to type, "Do not taunt Albert Belle".
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