Or maybe he's just a big scary dude with an arthritic hip.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Albert Belle, 2001 Fleer Tradition #111
Ho-ly crap. You are staring directly into the face of all of your fears. Do not make any sudden movements around Albert Belle. Do not taunt him. Do not address him directly. Do not blink. He feeds off of your darkest secrets, and luxuriates in your pain. He is older than the mountains, stronger than the redwoods. Albert Belle is the reaper of souls.