Nick Markakis, 2008 Upper Deck SP Legendary Cuts Destination Stardom Memorabilia #DS-NM

There are eight words in the brand, set, and insert set name of this card. I just find that really annoying. It also strikes me that the swatch of white fabric embedded in the card is placed directly in front of Nick Markakis' groin. It's like it's a makeshift loincloth. Enjoy that image, won't you?