Melvin Mora, 2005 Topps Opening Day #48

Melvin Mora is putting on his best expression of intense concentration, bat perched over his head, knees bent...but the real star of this card is the little girl in the first row with the backwards red cap who is staring disinterestedly at her orange foam finger.

Miguel Tejada, 2005 Topps Opening Day #51

Tonight I find myself in an imperfect situation. It's Opening Night! (That's good!) But the Orioles don't play until Tuesday. (That's bad.) Hey, there's a game on ESPN2! (That's good!) But it's the Yankees and Red Sox. (That's bad.) One of them will lose! (That's good!) The other will win. (That's bad.) At least I'll get to listen to Jon Miller! (That's good!) But he's still joined by Joe Morgan. (That's bad.)

...Can I go now?