Cal Ripken, Jr., 1994 Stadium Club Dugout Dirt #4

I don't scan the backs of too many cards for this blog, but this one has to be seen to be believed:

No, your eyes don't deceive you. That is a giant-headed, wild-eyed Cal Ripken driving a steam locomotive around the bases at Camden Yards, preparing to plow into a dwarf in a Lou Gehrig uniform. Good luck falling asleep tonight.