Chris Hoiles, 1996 Topps #191

April showers, yada yada yada. This is getting ridiculous. The Orioles and Pirates were rained out tonight for the second straight evening, further delaying Manny Machado's return from the disabled list. I had tickets for tonight's game, but I won't be able to swing the rescheduled doubleheader tomorrow. Sure, it's a necessary move, because the conditions were so rough in Baltimore that even the swiftest players would have been reduced to Chris Hoiles Speed, but it's still a bummer. I'm ready for those May flowers already.