The following substances may or may not have been used by Jose "J. J." Bautista to give his jheri curl that extra body:
1. Crisco
2. WD-40
3. Maple syrup
4. Four egg yolks
5. Leave-in conditioner
6. Bubble-blowing liquid
7. Baseball rubbing mud
8. Green slime
9. Eye of newt
10. Single malt whiskey
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He may have applied the following substances to the ball as well. I can't help thinking that '88 D-Russ would have looked better green.
maybe soul glo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktl6L3ZwvL4
great blog.
Given the year, another great item for your list would have been "Soul Glo" made famous by Eriq La Salle's character in "Coming to America".
Two Soul-Glo references in successive comments! Great minds think alike.
Jeffrey - Agreed. The Rookies set, with its alternative color scheme and glossy finish, blows their regular set away. I also have some Baseball's Best, another glossy 1988 Donruss product that has orange borders. They're also pretty sharp.
they beat me to the soul glo comments, but that's what i get for waiting to read the blog
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