Jeremy Guthrie, 2009 Upper Deck #31

Hey, Jeremy Guthrie, you seem like a pretty cool guy and all. You did a lot of good things in your five years in Baltimore, and made some dreadful teams a little more enjoyable to watch. I'm glad you've got a good thing going in Kansas City, I really am. But there's no way the Orioles can let this Royals gravy train roll into the World Series unchecked. For the next week or so, I just can't wish you and your ilk well. It's not personal, it's just baseball.