Larry Sheets, 1989 Bowman #16

Here we see Larry Sheets modeling the utmost in menswear finery from the 1989 Dugout Collection. He's nattily attired in his black turtleneck with a pair of matching Oriole-orange stripes. Like all fashionable, hirsute studs of the Eighties, he's wearing it one size too small, the better to make his head appear enormous. After all, it takes a big head to hold a big brain, and the ladies will tell you that there's nothing sexier than an intelligent man, especially one who knows his way around the bases. Larry's smoldering expression, with eyes cast toward the distance, tells you that he might be dressed for the chills of spring, but he's got his sights set on those hot summer nights.

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