So here's the deal. There's not a whole hell of a lot to celebrate about this wretched season. If Miguel Tejada has four hits in one night, thereby quadrupling his RBI total from the first 23 days of June, and also breaks a 201-at-bat homerless drought, you'd better believe I'm going to commemorate it.
The Orioles have 20 wins. It only took them 72 games, and it came three weeks after the Indians became the second-to-last team to win their 20th. Hip...hip...hooray.