Tonight I find myself in an imperfect situation. It's Opening Night! (That's good!) But the Orioles don't play until Tuesday. (That's bad.) Hey, there's a game on ESPN2! (That's good!) But it's the Yankees and Red Sox. (That's bad.) One of them will lose! (That's good!) The other will win. (That's bad.) At least I'll get to listen to Jon Miller! (That's good!) But he's still joined by Joe Morgan. (That's bad.)
...Can I go now?
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