Thursday, July 10, 2008

Brian Roberts, 2007 Topps #502

Cross-posted from Camden Chat (originally posted there at 11 AM). Language may not be suitable for minors (mouse over to see the really naughty stuff), but hey, we've got to teach the children about "Animal House" eventually.


According to the latest tally from mlb.com one hour ago, Brian Roberts is still in FOURTH for the All-Star Final Vote, with balloting ending today at 5PM. Tampa Bay's Evan Longoria still leads Jermaine Dye of the White Sox, and they've apparently distanced themselves from (h)G(h)iambi, Brob, and that jackass from KC...


(puts on "COLLEGE" sweatshirt)


NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE DECIDE IT IS! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! 'Cuz when the going gets tough...


The tough get going! C'mon, who's with me? C'mon, let's go! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!


(runs out of CC alone, comes back to see everyone still sitting around morosely)


Hey! What's this lying around shit? What the fuck happened to the Birdland I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Kevin, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Longoria, he's a dead man! Dye, dead! Giambi...


DEAD!


Seriously, you guys. We're not gonna let some pissant rookie from that concrete retirement home down south take what rightfully belongs to the best damned smurf second baseman in the league, are we? We've got six hours and UNLIMITED VOTES to make a little more Orioles Magic happen.


Let's do it!

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