Thursday, March 27, 2008

Don Aase, 1988 Fleer #553

10 Other Occupations for Don Aase, If He Hadn't Become a Baseball Player

1. Wild West Bandido

2. Walrus Whisperer

3. Frontman for a Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young tribute band

4. Trucker

5. Fur Trapper

6. "Before" model in a mustache wax infomercial

7. Civil War General

8. The first man to donate his mustache to "Locks of Love"

9. Italian Plumber

10. Founder of Mustaches Anonymous
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3 comments:

  1. Kinky PaprikaMarch 29, 2008 at 3:31 PM

    How about "middle-school science teacher that the kids whisper lurid rumors about"?

    Or maybe that was just my middle school.

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  2. Dinged CornersMarch 30, 2008 at 12:06 AM

    Yikes. That is a Bizarro World mustache.

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  3. Billy SuterMarch 30, 2008 at 11:35 PM

    Is that fur trapper strictly commercial?

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